As a Real Estate Agent in Brisbane, you hear the best stories and meet the most interesting people. But I’ve got to say, none of them top this one.
It all started like this…
One day, David Attenborough and I were sitting down over a cuppa. He had just finished another of his iconic wildlife documentaries and was feeling rather… refined. We were in this very townhouse—the one you’re about to call home.
David, always a bit of a character, looked at me and said, “This is the perfect base for my research! I can keep all my animals here—plenty of room, right?”
I smiled, “Of course, David! Plenty of room.” I had no idea what I was getting into.
Over the next few months, this townhouse became a wildlife kingdom. Birds, frogs, lizards—you name it, David had it. But there was one small issue… the pet request forms.
One day, David came to me, shaking his head, exhausted.
“You know, I’ve been filling out these pet request forms for days now. There’s a lot of animals, and they keep asking for more details. It’s a logistical nightmare!” He let out a dramatic sigh. “And don’t even get me started on how long it takes to get approval for a sloth to have his own hammock. It’s just… too much.”
I couldn’t help but chuckle, “David, I thought you were the master of the animal kingdom—and now the forms have you beaten?”
He sighed, “It’s not that simple. It’s just… all the forms. So much paperwork!”
And just like that, David decided he’d had enough. He needed to leave. The wildlife kingdom couldn’t be contained in a townhouse anymore. It was time for him to move on to bigger things—and less paperwork.
Now, this exact townhouse is available for you. Yes, the very one that David called home, the one that hosted countless animal inhabitants, but now—it’s wildlife-free and ready for a new chapter.
The Home:
It’s the perfect blend of modern living and comfort, designed for families or professionals who want to live in a space without needing to negotiate with parrots or plan for iguana relocation.
Living Areas Galore:
– Spacious, split-level living with air conditioning on both floors to keep you as cool as David’s documentaries.
– Kitchen of Dreams: With stone countertops, a dual sink, and a dishwasher, you’ll be cooking without the stress of evicting any stray marsupials.
– Private Courtyard: No more kangaroos hopping in for an afternoon snack, just peaceful outdoor vibes and maybe a bird or two (but we’ll keep it at that).
Upstairs:
– Second Living Area: Overlooks a private balcony—perfect for a quiet evening to unwind (without the sound of a lemur screeching in the background).
– Three Bedrooms: Spacious, comfortable, and perfectly set up for your peaceful slumber—not interrupted by David’s nocturnal pets.
– Modern Bathroom: Equipped with all the comforts needed for a human-only retreat, because let’s face it—no one wants to share a tub with a crocodile.
Features:
– Private and tucked away—free from the chaos of a wildlife sanctuary.
– Split system air conditioning on both levels—keeping you as cool as David in his iconic voiceovers.
– Remote garage with internal access—ideal for storing your things, and not your thousands of animals.
– Private courtyard with a timber deck, perfect for BBQs, without worrying if your pet penguin will join the party.
This townhouse is located near public transport, shops, cafes, restaurants, parks—a dream for any commuter who’s not trying to figure out how to transport a python on public transport. It’s the ideal spot for anyone looking for comfort and a wildlife-free lifestyle.
Don’t let this property escape like David’s zoo—call me, Dylan, today, and let’s make this townhouse your new home!