Picture this: Kanye West calls me up — like he does, because we’re best buds, obviously. He says, “Yo DJ, I need a crib in the heart of Camp Hill. Whatchu got?” Naturally, I tell him I’ve got the perfect one-bedroom apartment waiting for him when he’s in town. We lock in a time, and before I know it, Kanye lands his personal helicopter right in the car space. No kidding. He steps out, and we start walking through the place, and Kanye’s dropping compliments left and right: “Yo, love the space, the kitchen’s fire, and the air conditioning’s a game changer.”
But then, the twist. Kanye mentions his producer, who’s also looking for a place to stay. As we walk through the unit, it becomes clear that his producer was really into it — but there was a hitch. Apparently, the producer’s last place came with some noise complaints, and given his rental history, Kanye was concerned that his reference might have some breaches that could stop him from applying here. After a bit of back-and-forth, it became obvious that this was not the right place for his producer.
With a sigh and a quick hop back into his helicopter, Kanye flew off, leaving this perfect property wide open. And now? It’s available for you.
Here’s why you’ll love it:
– Renovated Kitchen with gas cooking, sleek white cabinetry, and floating floors — cooking here is a breeze.
– Spacious Bedroom with mirrored built-in wardrobes, carpet, and air conditioning — comfort all year round.
– Bonus Sleepout — use it as a study, guest room, or whatever fits your style.
– Stylish Bathroom and an easily accessible laundry complete with a washing machine.
– Prime Location in central Camp Hill, with great public transport links and just a short drive from the city.
Don’t let this one slip by. It’s ready for you to move in — no helicopter required.